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Carmen Electra-fies Your Eel with Her Bikini

You ingrates didn't seem to like last week's Debra Messing side bean, so here's our attempt to get back in your good graces with Carmen Electra stuffed into a bikini or two. If the pictures don't yank your chain, there's actual striptastic video footage at TMZ, in which the paparazzi sound like they're chanting, "Cartman! Cartman!" What did Carmen Electra do to get a flawlessly sculpted physique such as the one that she has? Perhaps she harvested the souls of Prince and Dennis Rodman. Or maybe she eats her Wheaties and goes to the gym. Or maybe the real Carmen Electra was replaced years ago with the Carmen "doll" from that one Dave Navarro video. Who can say? The only thing we know for sure is that you've got a boner. Yayyyy! You did it!

 

Yolanda Krupiarz - Cyber Girl of the week

Yolanda Krupiarz

Cyber Girl of the week

VITAL STATISTICS:

• hometown:

  Vernon, NJ

• date of birth:

  January 30, 1987

• • height:

    5'9"

  • weight:

    115 lbs.

  • measurements:

    32C-24-34

why you should get to know me:

• Getting close to Yolanda requires not much more than sharing in her three favorite activities: texting on her cell, watching a few episodes of Friends and enjoying a juicy cheeseburger. We give Yolanda credit for being an immaterial girl. "I'll take time out to talk to anyone, no matter what their social status is," she says. "A man doesn't need a fancy car or expensive clothes to get a date with me -- especially if he can make me laugh!"

 

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Italian Stallion (1970)

Italian Stallion

 (1970)

 

 

AKA: The Party at Kitty and Stud's
Director: Morton Lewis
Rated: X
Country: USA
Language: English
Runtime: 71 minutes
US DVD Release: 07/06/2004
Genre(s): Adult
Keyword(s): Bath Scenes, B&D/S&M , Group Sex, Lesbian, Interracial, Menage-a-trois, Public Nudity , Real/Explicit Sex, Shower Scenes
 

Janet Banzet Girl in Park

Henrietta Holm Kitty

Actor Sylvester Stallone has never lacked for confidence. Long before his breakout hit Rocky (1976), the young thespian was known among casting directors and discerning cineastes to be brazenly cocky, as proven by the future superstar's stellar performance in Italian Stallion (1970). Stallone's Stallion character is known simply and definitively as Stud, a moniker derived from the movie's original title, Party at Kitty and Stud's. The plot complexities are easily summed up: Stud has lightly rough sex with his girlfriend, Kitty. Afterward three more chicks show up, eager to party, and Stud goes a round with each. This feat of masculine endurance must certainly have planted a seed for Stallone's future displays of two-fisted resolve on the epic scale. Fast Forward to: (0:16) The camera zooms in for an up-close and very personal view of Henrietta Holm's hooters, heinie, and Hairietta when she performs a groovy go-go dance sans clothes. Skinfo: Sly Stallone was paid a paltry two hundred bucks for his pervy performance in Italian Stallion, but when you get to cavort on camera with a bevy of naked babes, money tends to lose its appeal.

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Fast Forward to the Good Parts of... Janet Banzet

	00:23:00	As Sly Stallone drives away, Janet opens her coat and shows an unbelievably lush frontal flash. (9 seconds)

Fast Forward to the Good Parts of... Henrietta Holm

	00:03:00	Henrietta and Sly get slippery in the shower . . . he lends a hand, helping her suds up her bubbly booblies and thick, wet muffage. (66 seconds)

	00:16:00	Hen dances the shing-a-ling in an open robe, which she quickly shucks in favor of shimmying in the raw. Awesome boobs, butt, and close-up bush! (153 seconds)

	00:30:00	Henrietta's "Porky Piggin' it" in a shirt and no pants, showing off that tush and lush bush while Stallone gives her a good thrashing with his belt. (81 seconds)

	00:48:00	All in! Lucky Sly enjoys a million-girl pile up. Ms. Holm rolls around with glee, baring every B her hot, '70s style bod has to offer. (48 seconds)

	00:51:00	Henrietta's got the eye of the tiger and the tits of a champ as she cavorts with Rocky and a bunch of gals during an orgy. She's on the left, showing it all. (120 seconds)

Bacchanales Sexuelles (1974)

Bacchanales Sexuelles

 (1974)

 

 

AKA: Tout le monde il en a deux
Director: Jean Rollin
Rated: NR
Country: France
Language: French
Runtime: 106 minutes
US DVD Release: 12/17/2002
Keyword(s): B&D/S&M, Lesbian, Real/Explicit Sex, Shower Scenes
 

 

Joëlle Coeur Valérie	Brigitte De Borghese Malvina	Minia Malove Frida
Marie-France Morel Sophie	Jenny Trochu Jenny

The title Bacchanales Sexuelles (1974) says it all, even if you don't know what it's saying at all. The film also goes by the equally evocative Fly Me the French Way. But whatever you call it, this is a softcore classic from softcore maestro Jean Rollin. The plot, which is only there to loosely string the scenes of naked ladies together, revolves around Joëlle Coeur housesitting for her cousin. She's frightened being alone in the large empty house, so she calls her hot girlfriend Marie-France Morel. A good song and half a bottle of vodka later, the two find warmer comfort in each other's naked arms. Noises wake the lovers, and eventually it's revealed that Joëlle's cousin is a member of a secret sex club. Needless to add, everyone has sex with everyone else. Besides Joëlle and Marie-France, Minia Malove gets her rug munched, Jenny Trochu goes full frontal in a tub with Joëlle, and Brigitte De Borghese is just naked, which is enough. Next time Mr. Skin flies, it'll definitely be the French way. Fast Forward to: (0:13) Joëlle and Marie-France use each other's fully nude bodies as a security blanket to calm their nerves and warm the cockles of the audiences' heart-ons. Skinfo: The U.S. version of this film was cut by almost thirty minutes, but thanks to the good people at Synapse Films, the DVD release delivers the uncut masturbate-piece.

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Fast Forward to the Good Parts of... Joëlle Coeur

	00:13:00	Joëlle (the brunette) gets completely naked for some floor-level fornication with her Leztastic pal Marie-France Morel. Yee-hah! (127 seconds)

	00:27:00	Joey gets herself completely naked for some more bacchanalian action with Alain Bastin. Now that's a bush! (44 seconds)

	01:01:00	Joëlle shows it all off one more time while double-teaming Alain Bastin with Jenny Trochu. Gee. Now the title of the film makes sense! (37 seconds)

Fast Forward to the Good Parts of... Brigitte De Borghese

	01:16:00	Brigitte bares a ton of boobage and a bit of bush as she gets up from the couch and walks across the room. (42 seconds)

	01:39:00	Another glimpse of globage and the side of Brigitte's glutes as Jean-Paul Horndogge has his way with her. (58 seconds)

Fast Forward to the Good Parts of... Minia Malove

	00:41:00	Minia manifests her mammaries and muffshish for Marcel Richard, who proceeds to prove that he is, indeed, a Cunning Linguist. (50 seconds)

Fast Forward to the Good Parts of... Marie-France Morel

	00:13:00	Marie-France (that's the redhead, fellas) joins Joëlle Coeur for some totally naked Lesbianic Lick-Fest action on the floor. Hot leg-spreadin' fun! (127 seconds)

	00:39:00	Marie flashes every last bit of her body once again while engaged in some rather sadistic whipping. Ouch! (44 seconds)

	01:17:00	One more butt-naked sex scene for MF and her pal Jean-Paul, and wouldn't you know it, she blows his pole at the end! Outstanding! (49 seconds)

Fast Forward to the Good Parts of... Jenny Trochu

	01:00:00	Jenny flashes some fine full-frontal in the bath with Joëlle Coeur and a horny Frenchman. (43 seconds)

	01:01:00	Jenny, fully nude of course, joins in with Alain Bastin with Joëlle Coeur, thus providing some backup BJ action. (37 seconds)

	01:10:00	One more full-frontal flesh flash from Jenny as her maid holds her down and grabs a big handful of the firebush. Yowch! (37 seconds)